I would LOVE to talk with you, AFTER you are screened. If you absolutely INSIST that you MUST speak to me BEFORE you are screened please leave me your number on my voicemail and I will call you for a VERY brief conversation. Until that point I must be entirely too guarded and inhibited to have an open conversation with you. Once screened you are given a private number to reach me on.
I'm sorry, but there is also the ongoing problem of those that wish to play "games" on the telephone and those that seem to enjoy "wacking off" to my voice. I consider this theft of service. I must pay for my cell phone minutes on a pre pay basis, I have NO desire to have them used by this type of person. Add to that those that simply do not know HOW to use a telephone correctly and I have reached the point of complete frustration. When I am in a store, I cannot talk with you. When I am with my family, I cannot talk with you. When I am in public I cannot talk with you.
I use my number primarily as a MESSAGE number. If you will leave me your name and telephone number (please repeat your number slowly), I will call you back. Please be aware that I do NOT check this line on a regular basis. Email will always be your fastest method of contact with me. Please be sure to include "safe" times for me to reach you. If you do NOT include safe times I will NOT return your call. Discretion is number ONE with me.
If you have not been screened, I would strongly suggest you do so. If you have an email phobia, you may leave your information on my voicemail. Be sure to speak clearly, spell all names and repeat phone numbers twice. I will complete your screening and contact you ASAP. Screening will normally take at least 24 hrs. Same day appointments are normally not possible.
